Willie Warmer – Hot tips!

…that’s a hot tip as in “hints ‘n’ tips “.

Tsk!! How could you think such a thing! 😳

Much hilarity at my knitting circle this morning – one of our number (who will remain nameless) is a little fed up with being teased (ribbed??) by a male colleague about her knitting. He frequently demands to know what she has made for him.

Her revenge will be to present him a delightful pink willie warmer as publicly as possible 🙂 😈
She has followed a pattern from Knitty.com in delightful pink yarn.

Sorry- no photos!

The hot tips are….

  1. Use bigger yarn and needles than the pattern unless you want to insult the recipient.
  2. Don’t show a bunch of ladies your work in the middle of Starbucks unless you want hoots of laughter and the attention of the entire coffee shop
  3. Don’t use a cable cast on ..to quote, “there’s no give in it and you’d never get anything in it!” 😯

3 Responses

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  1. Susan Sharpe
    Susan Sharpe February 8, 2007 at 1:10 pm |

    Oh dear, this gave me a good giggle.

    Sorry I’ve no idea how to put photos up, I usually just wimp out and link to my blog.

    Celadon Pool from AY.

  2. KellyKelKel
    KellyKelKel April 21, 2008 at 12:21 pm |

    I just saw this at cocksock.net! Funny site.

  3. Davina
    Davina July 29, 2008 at 9:07 am |

    I was wondering if anyone could URGENTLY make me a knitted willy warmer- by tomorrow. Its for a channel 4 TV show. If anyone thinks this is a possibilty please do send me an email. We will of course pay for the warmer.

    Many Thanks


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